Thursday, October 7, 2010

How to kill a houseplant

      If you want to kill your houseplant, you should follow these steps. First, you can bring to goats and cows in your house. For example, goats and cows eat all plants quickly because they eat grass. Before you bring goats and cows, you should ask to proprietor because they make noisy, and neighbors will be angry. Second, you should not give water. Plants want water twice a week, so you can away your house for three months, so the plants will be made dry. If you do not away your house, you can feed hot water, coffee, and soda in to your houseplant. After then houseplant will die. Last, you can set your house on fire. For instance, you can fill all the house by gasoline and light, Also, you can turn on your oven during your vacation. In conclusion, these steps show how to kill a houseplant.

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